(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via lordflacko91)

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

(Source: lamapalooza, via areweevenalive)

durational:

people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties 

(via jaydynamite)

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

(via todreamanew)

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

(via todreamanew)

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via jaydynamite)

yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

image

is this a reaction or an example

both

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via todreamanew)

basedheisenberg:

Remember when Anthony Weiner’s nudes got leaked, but it was “his fault for photographing himself in the first place” and somehow he “should have known better”, before being forced to resign in shame by the incessant mocking at the hands of a media and populous that’s now expressing moral outrage over the same thing happening to a bunch of celebrities?

(via whiskey-weather)

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via pero-why)